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SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI<
SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA! >

MAN to santa:I got a BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.<
santa:WOW! that"s an UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Girlfriend-Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
santa -Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of......
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ????
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?

Santa: What"s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.

Banta: What"s the difference between an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

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