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A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn"t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote "THUNK".

SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing?
SANTA: U have written here "WASH BASIN."

SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
“saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?”
saNTA bola, “Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.”

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener

santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn"t know English,
he said "Milk sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It"s for people who can"t swim!

Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It"s for people who can"t swim!

A Girl Romantically said to a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.

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