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A list of redneck computer termsBackup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern. Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick. Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. Cache - Needed when you go to da store. Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name. Terminal - Time to call da undertaker. Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette - A female Disco dancer. Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking. Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food. Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers. Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall. Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test. Rom - Where the pope lives. Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast. Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year. Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear
Medical terminologyArtery -- Study of paintings Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarean section -- District in Rome Cat scan -- Searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- Sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital -- Friendly D&C -- Where Washington is Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events Dilate -- To live long Enema -- Not a friend Fester -- Quicker Fibula -- A small lie G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game Grippe -- Suitcase Hangnail -- Coathook Impotent -- Distinguished, well known Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee Labor pain -- Got hurt at work Medical staff -- Doctor's cane Morbid -- Higher offer Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate Node -- Was aware of Outpatient -- Person who had fainted Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis Post operative -- Letter carrier Protein -- Favoring young people Rectum -- It almost killed him Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery Rheumatic -- Amorous Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf Secretion -- Hiding anything Seizure -- Roman emperor Serology -- Study of knighthood Tablet -- Small table Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport Tibia -- Country in North Africa Tumor -- An extra pair Urine -- Opposite of you're out Varicose -- Located nearby Vein -- Conceited
Britney Spears filmed in Secret Sex Video Britney Spears was filmed having sex with a stranger she met on vacation, it has been claimed.
The 28-year-old unnamed man met the 'Toxic' singer while holidaying in Hawaii last June and secretly recorded them having sex in a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast.
He claims he has not sold the tape yet because he is embarrassed by his own performance.
The man told In Touch Weekly magazine: "It was just normal, we didn't do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out."
He claims he met Britney, 25, in a bar at 1am on June 7 2007 and they went back to her room to "party" before "hooking up".
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scary-5
Posted On 10/07/2007 02:15:33
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Scary collection 05 A ghost joke What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off? Ban-she Ban-she! A vampire joke What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break! A witch joke Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches? Because it was an 'appy rash! A Halloween joke Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his sister! A cannibal joke Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch! A witch joke Why did the witch wear a green felt pointy hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen! A witch joke What has six legs and flies? A witch giving her cat a ride!
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scary-4
Posted On 10/07/2007 02:14:48
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Scary collection 04A ghost joke This woman wanted to marry a ghost. I don't know what possessed her! A witch joke Have you heard about the good weather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells! A cannibal joke Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)! A witch joke How do witches tell the time? By looking at their witch watches! A vampire joke What was the Californian vampire hippy like? He was ghoul man, real ghoul! A witch joke What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to see which witch is witch! A Halloween joke Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween? It was for "tick or tweet"!
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scary-3
Posted On 10/07/2007 02:14:06
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Scary collection 03A ghost joke What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"! A cannibal joke Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people! A witch joke What's the witches favourite pop group? Broomski Beat! A Halloween joke What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved, they couldn't stir without her! A witch joke What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside? A witch dressed as a cucumber! A vampire joke Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck! A witch joke How can you tell when a witch is really ugly? When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!
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scary-2
Posted On 10/07/2007 02:13:34
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Scary collection 02A Halloween joke What do witches eat at Halloween? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie! A vampire joke What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit! A werewolf joke What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on? A wear-wolf! A witch joke Why did the witch go over the mountain? Because she couldn't go under it! A skeleton joke Why didn't the skeleton want to play football? Because his heart wasn't in it! A cannibal joke Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog! A wizard joke If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count!
Scary collection 01A vampire joke What's a vampire's favourite sport? Batminton! A werewolf joke What do you call a werewolf that drinks too much? A whino! A witch joke Where did the witch get her furniture? From the ideal gnome exhibition! A skeleton joke Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with! A cannibal joke What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom! A ghost joke How can you tell if a corpse is angry? It flips its lid! A demon joke What do demons have on holiday? A devil of a time!
Italian Girl A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says, "An Italian girl!!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how the trip was?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for few months to see if it is a girl!!!"
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