ADVICE FOR GIRL :)

01. Don't imagine u can change a man unless he's in diapers.
02. What do u do if your boyfriend walks-out? u shut the door.
03. If they put a man on the moon - they should b able to put them all up there.
04. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
05. Go 4 younger men. u might as well, they never mature anyway.
06. Men r all d same - they just have different faces, so that u can tell them apart.
07. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed d opportunity to make some woman miserable.
08. Women don't make fools of men - most of them r d do-it-yourself types.
09. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they r too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If u want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around d desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books u'r interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean dat u tell him jokes, it means dat u laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men r created equal.