> Man: Is there any way for long life?
> Dr: Get married.
> Man: Will it help?
> Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
>
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>
> Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
> It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
> begins!
>
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>
> Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
> Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
>
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>
> It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
> It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
>
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>
> It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
> women and then he turns them into Wives.
>
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>
> If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy
> Independence Day
>
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>
> Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about
> something you say.
> After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
>
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>
> There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
> electronic banking. It's called marriage.
>
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>
> Girlfriends r like chocolates,
> taste good anytime.
> Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
> Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there's no choice.
>
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>
> Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
> Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
>
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>
> Q: Why dogs don't marry?
> A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
>
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>
> There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that
> he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going
> thru hell.
>
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>
> Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
> ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
>
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>
> Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
> A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
>
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> Here comes the Ultimate One
>
> Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
> Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.